+ SWAMI !! YOUR ANTENNA TO A FORBIDDEN DIMENSION OF SONIC DEVIANCE!I WELCOME YOU TO GET TRAMPLED BY MY MAGIC. IN THIS PARALLEL UNIVERSE, FERAL NOISES ARE CHAMPIONED AND EUNUCHS OF MEDIOCRITY ARE PUT TO DEATH. THE SWAMI RECORDS WEBSITE IS HERE TO FACILITATE YOUR NEED TO CONNECT TO THIS OBSCURE MICROCOSM. YOU CAN PURCHASE SWAMI RECORDS, CD’S, SHIRTS AND OTHER PARAPHERNALIA AT OUT STORE. YOU CAN HEAR ABOUT ALL THE LATEST USELESS INFORMATION IN THE FREQUENTLY UPDATED NEWS SECTION. FEEL FREE TO BROWSE THROUGH THE RECORDS WE’VE PUT OUT THUS FAR AT BANDS. OBTAIN PRICELESS NUGGETS OF MUSICAL DETRITUS AT OUR DOWNLOADS. BUDDING ROCK JOURNALISTS CAN PURSUE AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF PERSONAL AND FACTUAL INSIGHT INTO WHAT MAKES OUR GENIUSES CLICK AND SEE REAL LIFE PORTRAITS OF OUR MASTERS AT WORK AT OUR PRESS SECTION. CHECK OUT ALL THE PERTINENT CONCERT AND PERFORMANCE SCHEDULES OF SWAMI ARTISTS AT TOURS. GET IN TOUCH WITH OUR UNDERPAID AND EXPLOITED BATTALION OF UNDERAGE, INDENTURED SLAVES OR SATISFY A DEMO SUBMISSION QUERY AT CONTACT.

+SWAMI RECORDS STARTED IN 2000 AS A MEANS TO RELEASE THE INNER MAN/BOY/CHILD OF HEAD HONCHO, OVERLORD, JOHN REIS. REBORN AS THE SWAMI HE DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO SHARE HIS AURAL PREMONITIONS WITH THE WORLD. AFTER YEARS OF POUNDING THE PROVERBIAL PAVEMENT THE IS THE UNIVERSAL CLUB SCENE WITH SUCH TOP END ENTERTAINMENT AS DRIVE LIKE JEHU, PARTY FOUL, ROCKETS AND THE CRYPT AND SACRED FIST, REIS DECIDED IT WAS TIME TO EXPRESS HIS TALENTS THOUGH HIS WELL-DOCUMENTED SENSE OF GREAT MUSICAL TASTE (HE WAS ONCE A VERIFIED INDUCTEE ON INTERSCOPE RECORDS “TASTEMAKER” DATA BASE LIST IN 1994 WHICH CONSISTED OF ONLY 3,000 OTHER INDIVIDUALS AT THE TIME). ALTHOUGH THE CRITERIA TO BE A FULLY SANCTIONED SWAMI ACT SEEMS TO CONSIST OF A VARITY OF A VARITY OF MALLEABLE BELIEFS SHIFTING WITHIN THE PSYCHE IF THE SWAMI HIMSELF, A FOCUS ON THE LOCAL, MUSICAL HOT BED OF SAN DIEGO IS IN ORDER. ONE THING IN CERTAIN WHETHER HE IS PLAYING IN THE BANDS, PRODUCING SOME OF THE FINEST SOUNDS ON THE LABEL OR MERELY ENCOURAGING THE ACTS ON THE ROSTER TO MAKE POOR CAREER DECISIONS BOLSTERED NY A OVERBLOWN SENSE OF SELF WORTH, THE SWAMI WILL LEAVE HIS WELL MANICURED FINGER PRINTS WHEREVER FEASIBLE. ALL OF THIS ATTENTION TO DETAIL IS DESIGNED TO FILTER WHAT IS DEEMED HURTFUL MATERIAL AND WICK IT AWAY FROM YOUR PROXIMITY. THE SWAMI KNOWS THIS IS WHY HE WAS THRUST INTO THIS WORLD AND HE GLADLY ACCEPTS HIS DUTY. “WHENEVER I GET A LETTER FROM A CHILD IN TEARS WITH NOWHERE TO TURN”, THE SWAMI LAMENTS, “I GET A FULL-ON RUSH”. WE APPRECIATE THAT YOU BROUGHT YOUR BUSINESS TO US. THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE OPPORTUNITY TO SERVE YOU.

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